Egon: I feel compelled to mention that this set-up could cause an explosion of monumental proportions.
Peter: Makes life interesting doesn't it?
                                                                     - The Real Ghostbusters

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This is what happens when you put your mouse on a mouse.  Exciting isn't it?

WOW--Extreme Makeover! (No costly plastic surgery involved!) After nearly five years of faithful service, I decided to retire my old site design. Feel free to light a candle and hold a moment of silence. ;-) I'm not sure how long this new design will last, it's kind of on a test drive for now.

In other news-- sigh (or perhaps I should say old news) Tripod spam still runs rampant, thus I must apologize for all the banners that popped up on the page... until I perfect my all-encompassing mental powers, I have no control over pop-up spam. That task rests in the clenches of The Tripod Dictatorous Banner-bot, which sticks them wherever it feels like it. It's a major PO because it screws up my code on some pages, and I have no way to fix it, so if you see something off-kilter, blame the banner.

In page news there are, as always, (Wu-haha!) UPDATES! Aside from all the obvious decorative changes, I've updated the page of Links, cleaning out the broken ones and putting in some new ones.

Click here to play with your very own Pokemon -- Yet another javascript game from the realm of the public domain. (Note: Will not work with Netscape 4.08)

And not to be forgotten... Click here to play Slime Wars

OK, now I'm going to do my impersonation of a tour guide... hopefully a little less obnoxious though. There are two ways to navigate this site:

  1. Use the buttons in the frame on the left to move through the sections.
  2. Use the pop-up menu below.

What's the difference? Well, using the frame will keep the menu on the left and cause whatever section of my page you want to look at appear within this welcome screen. Using the pop-up menu below will kill the frame as you move from page to page.

Hey! Since I put in this counter in 03/23/2002 you're Lucky Visitor Number:


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