"The X-Files" Marshmallow Game

You may be asking yourself "What in the blue blazes is a marshmallow game?" Well, let me explain, it's pretty much one those infamous drinking games, but since there's probably enough drunks out there, I decided to invent the internet's very first marshmallow game. The rules are simple:

1. Get a nice new bag of marshmallows.

2. Turn on FOX Sunday night at 8:00PM Central Time, or whenever syndicated episodes run on your local stations.

3. And get ready to eat.

Note: If you are a health nut and don't like marshmallows, use strawberries.

Other rules-- Eating 1 marshmallow means it's something that happened relatively frequently. Scarfing (eating 10 marshmallows) means that whatever it was happened one or twice in the history of the show, or never happened at all...heheh, I made it up. :-)

1 marshmallow when Mulder gets a hot tip on a possible X-file and runs off to investigate. 3 if he runs off without Scully. 4 if he declares he "has a hunch."

1 marshmallow when Scully tries to shoot down one of Mulder's ideas. 2 if she says "Mulder, you can possibly think/believe this."

1 marshmallow if Mulder and Scully meet with Skinner. 2 if he wants Mulder to tell him what's going on with something. 3 marshmallows if he says "I'm on your side" or urges Mulder to trust him.

2 marshmallows if the Cancer Man lurks near-by. 3 drinks if he lurks in Skinner's office. 3 marshmallows if Skinner drops hints not to smoke in his office, (i.e. points to the no-smoking sign on his desk, makes gagging motions, passes out nicotine patches..ect.) Scarf if this stops Cancer Man from lighting one up.

2 marshmallows whenever Mulder proclaims "We've got to expose this," or "The people have a right to know!"

3 marshmallows when someone calls Mulder "Fox." 3 if he tells them to "Call me Mulder." 4 if he doesn't say anything.

2 marshmallows when Mulder meets with a government informant. 2 if they meet in a shady location. 4 marshmallows if they threaten each other with bodily harm (applicable to Mr X.). 5 if the informant actually helps him out. Scarf if the informant saves Mulder's life.

2 marshmallows if Mulder thinks he's being set up for something. 3 marshmallows whenever Mulder says, "I don't know who to trust/believe." 4 if he says, "You lied to me!" or "You used me!"

4 marshmallows whenever the mysterious panel of Cancer Man's buddies is shown. Scarf whenever one of them gets killed.

2 marshmallows if the Lone Gunmen are seen. Also 2 if they supply Mulder with information he didn't ask for. 2 marshmallows if they say "Did you know____?" 3 marshmallows if they make a nerdy offer to Mulder, (i.e. "Hey Mulder, why don't you come over later, we're gonna _____") 4 marshmallows if Frohicke hits on Scully. Scarf if she accepts a date with him.

3 marshmallows whenever reference is made to Mulder's sister Samantha. 3 if Samantha is seen. 4 if she's seen in adult form. 5 if Mulder has "The Abduction Flashback."

5 marshmallows whenever a member of Scully's family is seen.

Take 3 marshmallows if Mulder or Scully end up in a hosptial. 4 if they both do. Scarf whenever one of them is assumed dead.

4 marshmallows whenever Krychec appears.

1 marshmallow if Mulder calls someone on his cell phone. 2 marshmallows if someone calls him on his cell phone. 3 marshmallows if he uses it to call someone other than Scully. 4 if he uses someone else's cell phone.

5 marshmallows whenever Mulder or Scully wear evening wear.

3 marshmallows if Scully questions her religious beliefs.

3 marshmallows if Mulder and Scully have a heart to heart chat. 5 if they hug.

5 marshmallows if Mulder gets his hands on a secret government document. Scarf if he gets to keep it.

1 marshmallow if the "Mulder & Scully Vehicle of the Day" is a Ford. 4 marshmallows if it's made by GM. Scarf if it's a foreign model.

3 marshmallows if Skinner arrives at the scene of whatever Mulder and Scully are investigating. 4 if he orders them to "let it go."

2 marshmallows if Scully identifies herself as a 'medical doctor' to someone. Also 2 marshmallows if Scully performs an autopsy. 3 if it was because Mulder asked her to do it. 4 if it was her idea.

1 marshmallow if Mulder sits at his desk. 2 if there's a prominent shot of the "I Want to Believe" poster. 3 marshmallows if Scully sits at Mulder's desk.

1 marshmallow whenever Mulder or Scully flash their ID. 2 if they flash it without giving their names. 3 if they go on a raid wearing their official FBI jackets.

1 marshmallow whenever someone says "Federal agents." 2 if they follow that up with "We're armed."